CDC Warning On Zombie Apocalypse — Really

Zombie Preparedness 101, courtesy the CDC

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is not known for its comic hijinks. Indeed, the agency’s data and disease reports are typically serious, straight-forward and well, dull.

So imagine the buzz in public health circles when the CDC issued something kind of funny: an advisory on a potential zombie attack (and other emergencies) that was so inundated upon its release Wednesday that the site crashed, according to The Wall Street Journal.

Well, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” is back up again, and here’s a taste:

There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency…

In movies, shows, and literature, zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids. Harvard psychiatrist Steven Schoolman wrote a (fictional) medical paper on the zombies presented in Night of the Living Dead and refers to the condition as Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome caused by an infectious agent…

The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?”

Well, we’re here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too!

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

The WSJ reports:

Zombie preparedness is the brainchild, so to speak, of communications staff who noticed that traffic took off when zombies were mentioned during one of its Twitter sessions on Japan and radiation, says Dave Daigle, a CDC spokesperson who led the new campaign.

  • Umbrella Corp.

    Pure Bull SHIT!

  • Mopo

    I do indeed think zombie apocolypse is possible, for example. Mad Cow Disease has an affect on the human brain when it gets into your system. It makes your brain go into a freeze state that only allows your brain stem to work. This creates a human(zombie) form of being. Because the only thing that will be working is the BRAIN STEM…………. Be aware of MAD COW DISEASE

  • Ashley

    If A Zombie Apocalypse Does Happen..

    1. Make Sure You Pack Food/Drinks

    2. Don’t Be Afraid, If You Are…Try Not To Scream Just Be Brave
    3.Get Some Guns/Knifes/Machetes Or Something
    4. If You Have A Motocycle/Car Use It But Don’t Let Them See You!
    5.NEVER GO TO A MALL! It’s Worst In There
    6.Try To Find 4 Survivors
    7.RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!

  • ashley

    people better prepare…cuz if they dont they will not survive

  • gunzmith

    dont any of you idiots stop to think why is the goverment trying to get the citizens to prepare for a world changing event?

  • Michael Westen

    and this is what happens when we take our orders from the evening news. Why don’t you both grow some nuts and stand for something rather than making excuses/ The government has people who abuse power just like your boss at mcdonalds abuses his/ The government hides shit from us. I wonder why. Would you really wanna know some of that shit that goes on behind closed doors. you’d shit yourself like a little bitch. If you dont like the way your treated by the government do something about it, and if not SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670605083 Chris Mayne

    You’re an idiot. Communism, or what you refer to as it, is residue from nationalist propaganda left over from our post WWII vie for world supremacy. The Russians helped us defeat the Germans but we couldnt let them be seen as equals, so we labelled them a threat, when in truth nothing could be further from the truth. People like you are what made “Invasion of the Bodysnatchers” so believable. Paranoid asshole

  • TenaciousE

    Why? You all have gotten horribly off topic. The best, most persuasive argument are ones where there is no name calling…

  • Philtr68

    this is only the begining, more incedents will occure & this is not the first incedent? open your minds & start preparing for the worst in the near future…

  • Jordan Ice

    Tobbagans? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD!!
    Hope to see these Zombitches soon. I think really though you are mistaken, they are rally the ghouls of gazerous.
    Peace and Love to all.
    Love GreyBEARD X

    • Blue_harleylady

      is this a joke or are they real